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Saturday, November 30, 2013




"How did you know I was reading 'Dianetics?'"

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Friday, November 29, 2013




An utter disgrace and an udder disgrace: can you tell which is which?

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Thursday, November 28, 2013




We can only hope then the alien comes out it latches onto his jugular vein.

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013




"Would it offend you, dear, if I said I was gonna jerk off to these pictures later?"

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Tuesday, November 26, 2013




We are clearly approaching a "put the fucking lotion in the basket" moment.

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Monday, November 25, 2013




If you're looking for a hooker after 3am in Freemont Park, it's usually slim pickings.

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Sunday, November 24, 2013




Later, he would cherub one out.

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Saturday, November 23, 2013




"Wanna know how I got these scarves?"

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Friday, November 22, 2013




Don't you just hate it when you take too much ecstasy and you end up accidentally raving at some old dead guy's funeral?

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Thursday, November 21, 2013




Thing's family reunion portrait

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Wednesday, November 20, 2013




"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your fries, the McNuggets, the tasty shakes, and the whole restaurant, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the parking lot. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013




Silent Acres is a new wildlife sanctuary for mimes. Mimes, when captured in the wild, can be brought here to live out their days without annoying the normal people. Then, in the fall, we'll open the park to hunters.

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Monday, November 18, 2013




"Shazam! One 12-inch dick!", said the genie.

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Sunday, November 17, 2013




"Talk? No, Mr. Hawk, I expect you to skate or die!"

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Saturday, November 16, 2013




"Hey, you can't use your magnificent cleavage, Miss. That's cheating!"

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Friday, November 15, 2013




♪ Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody Wang Chung tonight! ♪

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Thursday, November 14, 2013




Suddenly, Sylvia found herself desperately craving some Cool Ranch Doritos.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013




Ever since that damned song came out, you can't take 20 steps in Georgia without bumping into one of these guys.

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013




Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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Monday, November 11, 2013




"...and that's how I wound up getting tetanus on my ballsack. Any more questions?"

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Sunday, November 10, 2013




Civil Warped

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Saturday, November 9, 2013




And the worse news was that his surgeon told him that his mascot days were most likely done. Biffy was sad.

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Friday, November 8, 2013




The lesser-known, but still very popular, West Virginia Thanksgiving Parade.

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Thursday, November 7, 2013




Turn it into a race and everybody cheers, but when these people fuck children's toys in public they normally get put onto a register.

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Wednesday, November 6, 2013




I hope the carpet doesn't match the drapes!

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Tuesday, November 5, 2013




Blah blah blah little girl blah blah cock head. Blah blah blah my name is now on a government watch list blah blah.

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Monday, November 4, 2013




"Oh, fudging Hell. That's not a fart."

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Sunday, November 3, 2013




Bin there, dumped that.

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Saturday, November 2, 2013




That's not the baby. My corndog is backing up on me. Keep an eye out for a rest room.

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Friday, November 1, 2013




The Pointer Sisters

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