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Saturday, February 28, 2015




"My air guitar instructor says I'll be able to lose the broom in a month or two."

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Friday, February 27, 2015




John chuckled quietly to himself wondering how long it would take Jerry to realize you don't milk tigers for venom

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Thursday, February 26, 2015




"Land ho!"

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015




Armando would later be charged with statutory rape.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015




By the second round, the server is already in the process of cutting Jerry off.


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Monday, February 23, 2015




Meanwhile at the Non Sequitur Museum...

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Sunday, February 22, 2015




Ironically, Dave's One Man Band got banned from open mic night at McKinney's Bar and Grill.

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Saturday, February 21, 2015




"I can't believe it's not tuna fish!"*

*Note: Although the above comment has nothing to do with the caption, I've been waiting forever to use that one.

Advisory: "Now wash your hands, and make me a grilled cheese sandwich" is getting impatient.


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Friday, February 20, 2015




"Wow Bob, when you said your girlfriend was a real She-Devil, this isn't what I thought you meant."

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Thursday, February 19, 2015




If you're colorblind, don't even bother trying to caption this photo.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2015




The absolute worst way to have a conjoined twin

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015




"This Halloween, Master of Horror, Kevin Smith presents his brand new terrifying thriller: Husk!"

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Monday, February 16, 2015




"Sorry, Mr. Ruffalo, but I think we're gonna go with somebody else for the role of Cyclops."

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Sunday, February 15, 2015




"You know, when I said that was a cup of Joe that I wasn't referring to coffee, right?"

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Saturday, February 14, 2015




West End Girls

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Friday, February 13, 2015




"I am woman, hear me ro-UURP! Damn smoothie is making me gassy."

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Thursday, February 12, 2015




"My dentist said that 'mysterious fangs' weren't covered by my health care plan. Can you believe that shit?!"

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015




See ya later... Walt

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Tuesday, February 10, 2015




In case you were wondering, this is how Jurassic Park looks before they add in the CGI.

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Monday, February 9, 2015




Beer Pong: A True Underdog Story

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Sunday, February 8, 2015




Naturally, Dave's impersonation of an Asian tourist was incredibly racist.

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Saturday, February 7, 2015




"What's that smell?"
"I supplemented the fertilizer. Don't eat the tomatoes this year."
"You always did grow shitty tomatoes."
"You don't know the half of it."


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Friday, February 6, 2015




And that's when Jerry exploded in a puff of FABULOUS!

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Thursday, February 5, 2015




♫ Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so Claus to me. ♫

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015




"Needs more dumbbell."

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Tuesday, February 3, 2015




"Yes, his name is Bubbles."

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Monday, February 2, 2015




"Right, here's the pitch- they're a Mexican drug cartel, who drive around in a van solving crimes and shit."

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Sunday, February 1, 2015




[Insert beaver joke here]

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