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Tuesday, April 30, 2013




"Play Freebird this, you son of a bitch. It's *MAGICIAN*"

-Sonny Holliday


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Monday, April 29, 2013




"Oi, who's been throwing starfish?"

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Sunday, April 28, 2013




The turnout for the Judas Priest meet and greet feels a little light.

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Saturday, April 27, 2013




"No... Superman no es here"

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Friday, April 26, 2013




The Real Doll - now available in Sebastian Bach

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Thursday, April 25, 2013




"What did you do today Daniel?"
"I killed this 'coon."
"Anything else?"
"I bought a hat."


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Wednesday, April 24, 2013




Do you know where you'll be when ennui strikes?

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013




That right there is some heavy duty fly paper.

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Monday, April 22, 2013




Whenever Cynthia complains about the creepy guy with a camera that lurks outside their home, her husband can't help but think that she brings some of it on herself.

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Sunday, April 21, 2013




"Bob, I'm a 26 year old high school dropout with a dead-end minimum wage job and green hair. I think I've reached a crossroad in my life."

"Actually, this is called a crosswalk."

"Shut up Bob. Please, just shut up."


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Saturday, April 20, 2013




He puts the flop in flip flop

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Friday, April 19, 2013




Well ladies, they're big and magical, but I'm not sure I'd call them Dragonballs...

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Thursday, April 18, 2013




Tom's friends tend to be good natured about his obsession. But they all know he'll go home later, get out of his Superman costume, strip out of his Superman Underoos, slip between his Superman sheets surrounded by his Superman toys and masturbate into a sweat sock whose name is Lois. All of his sweat socks have been named Lois. He calls his dress socks Miss Lane.

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Wednesday, April 17, 2013




Pinata-related deaths were up one last year.

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Tuesday, April 16, 2013




With her bad peripheral vision, Janice had no idea her husband brought his mistress to the party

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Monday, April 15, 2013




Premiering tonight: "Pocket Lint", a wacky comedy about a super-successful bank CEO and his brother, homeless down-and-outer.

In this pilot, Without Jackson's knowledge, "Iffy" moves into a basement window-well at his brother's Maine summer home with wild results.


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Sunday, April 14, 2013




Chip Romney meets the right girl, and can't wait to introduce her to the parents.

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Saturday, April 13, 2013




What has a lot of balls and no women? This guy!

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Friday, April 12, 2013




Cherie could never find the right moment to come out to her family, to tell them, once and for all, that she wasn't actually dead.

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Thursday, April 11, 2013




I guess that explains why we keep finding Gramma's Etch-A-Sketch in the refridgerator.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2013




The town of Literalville Missouri is having a rough time during the housing crash.

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Tuesday, April 9, 2013




Sally had to resort to robbing banks to support her ever growing arts & crafts habit.

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Monday, April 8, 2013




"You sold my dead bird to a blind girl?!"

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Sunday, April 7, 2013




"I'll have the chicken."

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Saturday, April 6, 2013




It's not easy being a color-blind Irishman on St Patrick's Day.

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Friday, April 5, 2013




And halfway through the interview, Bob's "Jack-In-The-Brain" went off.

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Thursday, April 4, 2013




The last five remaining miners have been safely rescued from deep inside Paris Hilton.

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013




Next up on Impractical Solutions To Common Problems, does your zipper keep falling down?

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013




"Bitch please, your shadow puppets ain't shit! Let me show you how it's done."

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Monday, April 1, 2013




"You know what this garden really needs? A four-foot tall scorpion-lady-with-her-breasts-covered-up concrete water feature. That'll be $8000, you can thank me later."

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