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Tuesday, June 30, 2009




"You know, I think I might actually go see the school play this year."

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Monday, June 29, 2009




Jenkins and Wasserstein were the worst undercover cops on the force.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009




For those about to Reich, we salute you.

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Saturday, June 27, 2009




Regrettus, the Roman god of "What the fuck did I do last night?"

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Friday, June 26, 2009




David Spade's Rocking Independence Day party was a complete failure so thinking quickly he began recruiting people off the street and pasting up faux guests in the window

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Thursday, June 25, 2009




You should have seen the opening act.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009




"Friends! Countrymen! Lend me your herpes medication!"

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009




Goth Mom still came to Jimmy's soccer games, but she kept her distance from the other moms.

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Monday, June 22, 2009




After cutting off his nose during his Van Gogh phase, Jerry learned that prosthetic ones are hard to come by.

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Sunday, June 21, 2009




Chief Walks-With-Dorks

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Saturday, June 20, 2009




The question "How low can you go?" was answered before they even started to limbo.

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Friday, June 19, 2009




Fuck you Sally! That's not my kid!

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Thursday, June 18, 2009




"I wish I knew how to quit you, Brokeback Fountain."

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009




What happens in Vegas, sometimes tracks you down to find out why you never called...

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009




"I'm not only the hair club president, I'm also its sugar daddy."

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Monday, June 15, 2009




King Midas trolls for hookers

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Sunday, June 14, 2009




Calibrate good times
Come on!


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Saturday, June 13, 2009




"I've got balloons on my head and the only cure is, more cowbell."

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Friday, June 12, 2009




The Vaders show up at the Solo house for bridge.... and EVIL!

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Thursday, June 11, 2009




Moments later, a man in a leopard hat and spandex entered the store and scattered the herd of zebra shoppers.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009




Yes, you're gay. Quit acting so surprised.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009




Fucking vegetarians.

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Monday, June 8, 2009




When the Ackermans begin their fertility ritual, it's a good time to go home.

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Sunday, June 7, 2009




CAUTION! Remove helmets carefully.

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Saturday, June 6, 2009




Lincoln's back...and he's pissed off!

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Friday, June 5, 2009




"I knew that line about giving me the 'Wretched refuse from your teeming shore' was a mistake when they wrote it."

-Statue of Liberty




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Thursday, June 4, 2009




One of these things is just like your mother.

Five of these things are men in drag.


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Wednesday, June 3, 2009




"Look...maybe if we built this large wooden badger..."

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009




As their economy worsens, American citizens find it harder to sneak into Mexico

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Monday, June 1, 2009




"My records indicate that you have conflated secondary moral considerations with an a priori assumption that an entity possesses ad hoc spiritual literacy, et ego. Geez, maybe you should be wearing the dunce cap."

submitted by Hamper


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