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Sunday, June 30, 2013




"Raaagghh! Raaaaaaggghhh! Raaaaaarrrr- damn, itchy nose. Dammit-Dave, sorry to interrupt, but could you just, y'know..."

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Saturday, June 29, 2013




I hate when I accidentally go to the beach during Skank Week. FUCK YOU MTV!!!

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Friday, June 28, 2013




Jerry and Meg wander about, looking for the top of their baby

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Thursday, June 27, 2013




I absolutely love the Hobo Olympics!

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Wednesday, June 26, 2013




"Do you believe me now? I'm not being paranoid. This morning, there were a hundred of us sitting on that wall, and now…"

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013




"Hey buddy! Iconic movie vehicles in the right lane only!!!"

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Monday, June 24, 2013




The Dark Mennonite

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Sunday, June 23, 2013




"Dad, Dad, We have to go! DAD! Hurry up! We Gotta Go!...Fuck it, I'm outta here."

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Saturday, June 22, 2013




Thank you CaptionSite. It's good for the soul to occasionally be reminded how much I fuckin' hate whimsy.

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Friday, June 21, 2013




"Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters PCP, GHB and MDMA, and the numbers 911."

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Thursday, June 20, 2013




Their pet pig snaps his last photo.

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013




Ever since his "lifestyle change", the Riddler's clues have gotten...well...let's just say you don't have to be Batman to figure out what he's up to.

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013




In some cultures, the future happiness of the married couple is determined by how many thumb tacks you can press into the maid of honor's forehead.

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Monday, June 17, 2013




It wasn't in the movies, but Billy Jack was also a pimp. His stable of bitches consisted of Sally Struthers and Arnold Horshack.
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(I sure hope this gets some votes, I hate to think I'm the only old fart on this site.)


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Sunday, June 16, 2013




Surprisingly enough, there's more sheep than there are cows.

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Saturday, June 15, 2013




Needless to say, the Sinead O'Connor collection at Macy's was a total failure.

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Friday, June 14, 2013




The next day, in a surprise upset, Wild Salmon beat incumbent Juno Mayor, Bruce Botelho, by just 27 votes.

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Thursday, June 13, 2013




Tom's plan finally worked. The neighborhood all pitched in and bought him the treadmill he's had his eye on.

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Wednesday, June 12, 2013




"Careful fellers, there might be injuns. The bus is spooked."

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013




We don't know why, but Grandpa is always very insistent that we don't visit him at the nursing home on Wednesday nights.

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Monday, June 10, 2013




"I have heard, and from a most trustworthy source, that this contraption is powered by coal-heated vaporized water and yet requires no horses, manservants or chimney sweeps at all for its deployment."

*gasp* "Devilry, I say- what kind of a fantastical moustache straightener is this?"


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Sunday, June 9, 2013




If you think this is stupid, you should see Nicolas Cage's Wicker Man.

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Saturday, June 8, 2013




Humanity's future got a lot more optimistic for Sarah Conner when the cheap, easily defeated, Mexican-made terminators started showing up.

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Friday, June 7, 2013




Chest and no drawers

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Thursday, June 6, 2013




"You're good ma'am. I got rid of those giant wasps in your front yard. They kept screaming 'NOOOO!' and 'HELP!', but that didn't stop me."

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013




Tragically, they couldn't ignore the lure of the giant bug zapper.

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013




I get the cow suit, but why does the blue lady have a kid on her hat?

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Monday, June 3, 2013




"I always smoke after sex", Janice told the band.

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Sunday, June 2, 2013




Illegal backstreet DIY Plastic surgery parties- the faster, cheaper way to look like Gary Busey.

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Saturday, June 1, 2013




"Who the fuck are you supposed to be? Fryer Tuck or Peter Pan?"

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