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Wednesday, July 31, 2013




"It was raining cats and dogs back there. I'm still not completely dry yet."

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013




"We must never speak of this."

Signed, James Randi, Mythbusters, Penn and Teller and the editorial teams of Skeptical Enquirer and Scientific American.


submitted by Hamper


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Monday, July 29, 2013




I'm likely to make a few comments about what huge geeks these people are, but at the same time, I really want a Galactus costume.

submitted by Malaclypse


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Sunday, July 28, 2013




"Firecrackers? Yeah, I can get you firecrackers."

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Saturday, July 27, 2013




How does CaptionSite get the dreams from my head to the screen?

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Friday, July 26, 2013




Paint balls. Get it? Paint BALLS! Ahhhh screw you!

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Thursday, July 25, 2013




Buy yourself a single share of Disney stock. The shareholder meetings alone will make it worth the price.

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Wednesday, July 24, 2013




Winning a demolition derby has its perks.

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Tuesday, July 23, 2013




We, the makers of Stella Artois, would like to stress that they are in no way associated with this guy. Our lawyers will be contacting Captionsite's lawyers.

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Monday, July 22, 2013




Boy, they weren't kidding when they said Spiderman Turn Off The Dark sucked!

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Sunday, July 21, 2013




Mr Pierre Wiggins, inventor, sole practitioner, and ultimately, the only person ever jailed for aerial gynaecology.

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Saturday, July 20, 2013




Smoking? Oh, yeah.

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Friday, July 19, 2013




♫ ♫ Over in the park close to the Applebee’s
Standing in the square among the retirees...
There stood a plump man full of beer and pot,
Who was dubbed by the crowd Sir Johnny B. Not...
He never ever learned to sing or dance so well,
And he played air guitar like a epileptic gazelle.

No NoNo Johnny NoNo No Johnny B. Not ♫ ♫


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Thursday, July 18, 2013




Let me be the first to say...Statutory Rape.

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Wednesday, July 17, 2013




At some point the rainbow flag becomes rather redundant. And that point is long before you're walking a guy in a dog-headed gimp suit on a leash.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013




Han Solo and a friend from the Carbonite Survivors support group do a little early morning sight seeing.

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Monday, July 15, 2013




Dave pulls out another facehugger embryo.

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Sunday, July 14, 2013




The sad part is that the two people from Alabama who are vacationing in California think they're getting their picture taken with a star.

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Saturday, July 13, 2013




A woman walks into a B-list amusement park with a pig on her head.
The guy at the gate says, "I'm sorry, we can't let you in here with that pig."
She replied, "why not? It's just a fuckin' balloon."

Wow. Sometimes, I really suck at this.


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Friday, July 12, 2013




With the exception of a few up-skirt shots, this is pretty much every photo that Godzilla uploads to Facebook.

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Thursday, July 11, 2013




"...and Mr. Jenkins gave quite the performance up until the third act when he suffered a fatal heart attack during MacBeth's monologue. The remainder of the play suffered from the addition of ventriloquism."

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013




Play that funky music, black and white boy

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013




Moments later the entire parade was raped by a band of horny peacocks.

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Monday, July 8, 2013




"You know, I'm not really sure why the doctors chose to not give me a normal pair of crutches."

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Sunday, July 7, 2013




After becoming lost without food for nearly 3 hours, they succumbed to their hunger and ate the tour guide.

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Saturday, July 6, 2013




Bob tended to overcompensate aesthetically for his lack of a colorful personality.

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Friday, July 5, 2013




“Maybe, but I want to see what the other bums are offering before I make my final decision. I don’t want another case of buyers’ remorse.”

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Thursday, July 4, 2013




"No, that's not it- the font that I'm looking for is like a stylised Hobo-meets-Curlz MT, but with the complete illegibility of Wingdings."

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013




"Here. Take my head for luck"

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013




I'm beginning to think people are staging photos just hoping they'll be found and captioned by approximately five people.

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Monday, July 1, 2013




When you're in a Home Depot in Norway, be sure you know the difference between the gas powered leaf blowers and the gas powered Leif blowers.

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