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Wednesday, August 31, 2016




"As a registered sex offender, I have a duty to announce my presence to any new neighborhood I move into. But, I said to myself, Gary, why go door to door when you can bring everyone out to you with a little jamboree..."

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Tuesday, August 30, 2016




Ireland's answer to the cigar store Indian - The Seedy Pub Leprechaun

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Monday, August 29, 2016




"Yeah, I saw the whoopee cushion, but I still decided to sit down anyway."

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Sunday, August 28, 2016




"See, those captioners on Captionsite are really fucking funny!"

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Saturday, August 27, 2016




"Damn it, the gravy is still not thick enough. Cat blood! We need more cat blood!"

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Friday, August 26, 2016




Election 2020. David Cross is sworn in.

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Thursday, August 25, 2016




"Are you sure this is the best way to cure my athletes foot? Fucking Obamacare, man!"

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Wednesday, August 24, 2016




"Can I keep it, mom?"

"No! You don't even play with the humans you already have back on our home planet!"


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Tuesday, August 23, 2016




The budget for Top Gun 2 is so low, they couldn't afford a volleyball net, or enough extras to make two full teams or even any stock footage of fighter jets. In fact, it's just an hour long gay porno of two guys on the beach. But they did at least get Tom Cruise to star in it.

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Monday, August 22, 2016




Band on the Rum

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Saturday, August 20, 2016




Most damned souls are quite surprised to learn they actually celebrate Christmas in Hell.

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Friday, August 19, 2016




The museum's "Touch and Feel" tour for the blind was going great... until a few of them accidentally entered the women's restroom.

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Thursday, August 18, 2016




Shoes by Jimmy Choo. Dress by Donna Karan. Hair by Pillsbury.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016




Pan marches for the repeal of... "those" laws.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2016




"I can literally feel the heat coming off them. Wait! Let me get an egg..."

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Monday, August 15, 2016




"Jesus, those Goth kids look totally fucking ridiculous!"

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Sunday, August 14, 2016




"Why, yes, I am a handyman. How did you ever guess?"

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Saturday, August 13, 2016




This weeks chapter of How The Might Have Fallen: Playboy.

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Friday, August 12, 2016




And then you lock them away in your purse, and never let him have them again.

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Thursday, August 11, 2016




Kind of cute, but the chicken legs are a turn off

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016




"A man puts his penis into a woman's WHAT?! You've got to be kidding me."

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Tuesday, August 9, 2016




Pokemon Go is a completely different game when played on a vibrator.

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Monday, August 8, 2016




"Alas poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite..."

"TAKE IT OFF!"


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Sunday, August 7, 2016




I, for one, am thrilled that Larry David has decided to start up "Curb Your Enthusiasm" again.

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Saturday, August 6, 2016




These days, the police just can't be bothered doing proper identity parades.

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Friday, August 5, 2016




"Wait. Are you a dancer or is that your name?"

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Thursday, August 4, 2016




"When you've been doing this as long as me, still having 9 fingers and 8 toes left is a miracle."

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Wednesday, August 3, 2016




♫ ♫ Belly Dance Like an Egyptian ♫ ♫

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016




The primitive days of 2004, before Google Maps.

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Monday, August 1, 2016




So that's what happened to Yasmine Bleeth.

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